Congress Looks To Open A Can Of Whoop-Ass On WWE

According to ESPN's Shaun Assael, Rep. Henry Waxman (Chairman of the House Committee on Oversight and Government Reform) and Tom Davis (ranking-minority member, whatever the fuck that means) have requested, in a three-page letter (which ESPN was also kind enough to provide), WWE present them with specific results of their drug tests.

WWE has not responded to requests for comment, but I think I can pretty much guess what their answer will be. They've already got it trademarked, and it contains two words (for ya).

PS: I won't even address the "investigation" line, because no way WWE has bothered with any such thing.