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Saturday, August 11, 2007

This Week's Edition Of 'WWE HEAT' Is In The Books

The lowdown (if you care, and I know you don't) from Buffalo, New York's HSBC Arena:

- Hosts were Todd Grisham and Jack Korpela (subbing for Jonathan Coachman, who was doing something else).

- Daivari defeated Super Crazy. Crazy missed a moonsault, fell victim to Daivari's 'Camel Clutch,' which forced him to submit. After the bout, Daivari said some stuff. I must say, I rather like Daivari's music.

- Val Venis defeated Sterling Keenan. Keenan's work was good, and appeared to either inspire a chant of, "Keenan," or, "TNA." 'One of those would not be complimentary. Money Shot,' pin.

- Non-title: Cryme Tyme defeated Lance Cade & Trevor Murdoch. According to Grisham and Korpela, Cryme Tyme upped their record on this show to 11-0, including three wins over Cade & Murdoch. Hey, it was this, or I had to describe the match. Randy Orton (and his commercial for 24/7) rulz! Anyway, as Murdoch (in the ring) suplexed Shad (on the apron), JTG (on the floor) grabbed and held Murdoch's leg, allowing Shad to end up on top and score the pin.

Groin-grabbingly boring.