Preview For Tonight's Edition Of 'WWE RAW'

Host: Nashville, Tennessee's Sommet Center.

What to expect?: Not much, according to what I've heard.

- John Cena, fresh from robbing Randy Orton of the WWE title, and Bryan Hrina and I of our (late) birthday present, will open the show. I'd better not see that fucking old man of his. Well, not unless Orton's punting the fuck out of him.

- Shelton Benjamin challenges for Jeff Hardy's Intercontinental title. Charlie whom?

- Speaking of things I'd rather not see, they're teasing more in the ongoing sagas of Mr. McMahon and Hornswoggle, and Candice Michelle and Beth Phoenix. I guess we'll also hear something about the Diva Search, since the first elimination is coming at 10 PM ET.

If you don't hear more from me before the start of the show, look for my review, which should be posted at about 11:10 PM ET.