Wanna See An Example Of Journalism At Its Finest? ...

Money-quote (which has since been edited, probably after so many pointed out the article's blatant errors) courtesy of today's edition of Albany, New York's Times Union:

"Pro wrestlers: Kurt Angle (suspended); Randy Orton (suspended); Chris Benoit (deceased); Eddie Guerrero (deceased); Adam Copeland (suspended); Shane Helms (suspended); Oscar Gutierrez (Rey Mysterio) (suspended); Charlie Haas (suspended); Robert Huffman (suspended); Simon Dean (suspended); Santino Marella (suspended); John Morrison (suspended); William Regal (suspended); Chris Masters (suspended); Chavo Guerrero (suspended); Kenneth Anderson (suspended); David Bautista (suspended); Shoichi Funaki (suspended)"