And, The Envelope, Please

After deliberating for, in my mind, far too long, Harrison Norris Jr. has been convicted of crimes against eight women.

Charges include: Aggravated sexual abuse, forced labor, sex trafficking, conspiracy, and witness tampering.

Sentencing is scheduled for February 28, and, as previously mentioned, Norris Jr. could face life in prison.

Gee, no one coulda seen this one coming.

On the bright side, he was acquitted of the crimes against a ninth woman.