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Monday, June 23, 2008

Now On !BANG! TV Cowboy James Storm Vs Dory Funk Jr.

Courtesy of Dory Funk Jr.:

My heroes have always been cowboys. Like Gene Autry and Roy Rogers who chased the bad guys right off the screen and John Wayne and Garry Cooper, The Lone Ranger, Tex Ritter and Tom Mix.

Men who know what it means to be looked up to by an impressionable kid, Men who want to sign autograph books, and not deal under the table, Men who are willing to play the game with the people who made them heroes, Men who don't mind putting on a white hat and saying thank you and please.

My father, Dory Funk Sir,. was a Cowboy who had the highest degree of integrity in dealing fair with all who did business with him.

Cowboys never looked for trouble but when trouble came, they faced it with courage. Cowboys defended good people against bad people, They had high morals and good manners. Cowboys were honest.

Cowboys were respected when they walked into a saloon. (They usually only drank milk)

In a gunfight, they could outdraw anyone. In a fist fight they could beat up anyone. Bad Guys kept their distance.

Imagine today a young kid looking up to Cowboy James Storm and saying, "Daddy, when I grow up I want to be just like him!!! (A beer guzzling Loudmouth Bastard.)

Cowboy James Storm, "The Bad Guy" comes to the Funking Conservatory Sunday July 6th in the first of back to back !BANG! TV Tapings, the next !BANG! TV Taping featuring All Japan Pro Wrestling's Talent Scout, Osamu Nishimura coming Sunday July 13th.

Now on !BANG! TV at http://www.dory-funk.com, Cowboy James Storm vs Dory Funk Jr. match highlights, Osamu Nishimura Dory Funk Jr., Johnny Magnum Shane Chung, David Sands, Elvis Sharp, Blain Rage, Antonio Thomas, (Currently on tour for All Japan Pro Wrestling) The Claw, Damien Steel, Chris The Animal James, Peyton Gunn and Loudmouth Alan Lake and more.

If you would like to become a professional wrestler and if you would like to tryout for All Japan Pro Wrestling in front of Osamu Nishimura for a position with All Japan Pro Wrestling, Call 352-895-4658 or visit our website at http://www.dory-funk.com.

Tickets to the above mentioned !BANG! TV shows are available at Devon Self Storage in Ocala, Florida or from the above website online.

We also have a photo on our website of Dory and Terry Funk with a real cowboy, Roy Rogers.