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Sunday, July 27, 2008

Funk's Corner - From Old School To The Present

Courtesy of Dory Funk Jr.:

Take a bump from the top rope like Sputnick Monroe. Do a knee drop like Ric Flair, a death walk from the ring apron like Larry Chene, use the Sleeper Hold like Frankie Hill Murdoch, strut like Gorgeous George, Super Kick like Shawn Michaels, be as beautiful as Lita, Mickie James and Helen Hilde (Mother of Ted Dibiase) wrestle like Kurt Angle, take a Body Slam like Buddy Rogers, Fly like the Hardy Boyz, be as agressive as Antonio Inoki and wise as Giant Baba. Do a roll up like Pat O'Connor. Do a Moonsault like Great Muta. Be as bad as the Funk Brothers. Bleed like Cowboy Bob Ellis and The Lawman. Use the Figure Four Leg Lock like Jack Brisco. Dropkick like Sweet Brown Sugar. Do a double wristlick like Lou Thesz. Be as tough as Gene Kiniski. Be as nice as Andre The Giant. Enter the ring like Triple H. Do the Leg Drop like Huld Hogan. Be as cold and deliberate as The Undertaker. Chop like Wahoo McDaniel.

Be as mean as Johnny Valentine. Kick Ass like Stone Cold Steve Austin. Talk like The Rock. Be as arrogant as Vince McMahon and do Hard Core like Dory Funk Sr. in a Texas Death Match.

Do it all at the Funking Conservatory - http://www.dory-funk.com and on !BANG! TV. Call 352-895-4658.