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Monday, October 20, 2008

Funk's Corner - !BANG! TV Webbie Awesome Kong VS The Claw

Courtesy of Dory Funk Jr. - Coach of the Funking Conservatory Wrestling School:

Prelude to Support the Troops 33, "Morbid Power"
TNA's Awesome Kong (Rated Number 1 Woman Wrestler in the world by Pro Wrestling Illustrated Magazine) is coming to !BANG! TV Sunday October 26th. In preparation for her wrestling match with Awesome Kong, "The Claw" Claudia Reiff is seeking advice from her Coach, Dory Funk Jr., on how to wrestle someone so much bigger and stronger. All the while Pistol Peyton Gunn is listening to the educational exchange between the student "the Claw" and Coach Funk.

Blain Rage enters the Funking Conservatory with co-hort, Nick "Smack" Hartline and rudely interrupts "The Claw's" consultation session with Dory Funk Jr. and Pistol Peyton Gunn. Blain Rage and Smack Hartline are totally despicable and are told so in no uncertain terms by Coach Funk.

Prelude to Support the Troops 33, "Morbid Power" is now up on http://www.dory-funk.com.
purchase tickets online NOW!!!.
Blain Rage and Elvis Sharp are looking forward to traveling north of Tokyo in Japan through Aomori, Iwate and Niigata Prefectures wrestling four nights in a row. They are facing excellent competition. Following are their matches.

Elvis vs Big Sexy, Hirai
Shane vs Takemura

Shane vs Araya
Elvis vs Kaz Hayashi

Elvis vs Sanada
Shane vs KAI

Tag Team Match
Osamu Nishimura and Shuji Kondo vs Elvis and Shane

As they would say in Japan to Shane and Elvis, Ganbate Kudasai, Do Your Best.
TNA's Awesome Kong, Hack Meyer and ECW's HC Loc are coming to !BANG! TV Taping Sunday October 26th. Tickets are available in Ocala, Florida at Pardee Self Storage Center or you can purchase tickets online at http://www.dory-funk.com.

For tryout information for All Japan Pro Wrestling and training schedules at the Funking Conservatory Call 352-895-4658

The Funking Conservatory is the Official American Training Center for All Japan Pro Wrestling