Funk's Corner - New Webbies (Mini Movies) Now On !BANG! TV

Courtesy of Dory Funk Jr. - http://www.dory-funk.com:

Stiff Biff Stiffed
Stiff Biff Whitman and Smack Hartline (a close friend of Shane Chung) are practicing at the Funking Conservatory when rowdies, Shane Chung, Jumbo Elvis and Bruno Marciano interrupt a hammerlock to inform Stiff Biff of the interest the "Wasilla Wrecking Crew" has in Biff, (the Wasilla Wrecking Crew consist of Charlotte and Rachael) and they convince Stiff Biff the "WWC" is interested in the physical attributes of Stiff Biff Whitman.

Stiff Biff reminds the Rowdies of the disaster that occurred when He approached former WWE Diva, Melissa Coates, with a gift of flowers in front of !BANG! TV cameras.

The "Rowdies" convince Stiff Biff it will be different this time and even present Stiff Biff with bouquets of flowers to present to the "Wasilla Wrecking Crew."

Stiff Biff is all smiles as he approaches the "Wasilla Wrecking Crew" with a dozen roses for each of the ladies.......

Assistant Official Diamond Derek observed Smack Hartline as, "One Crazy Dude," and has vowed to keep an eye on him.

The Claw's G-String?
The Claw, Claudia Reiff arrives early at the Funking Conservatory Wrestling School and makes the mistake of leaving her wrestling bag un-attended. Next to enter sneaking in the back door are the "Wasilla Wrecking Crew," Charlotte and Rachael who are slap happy at the opportunity to peep inside The Claw's wrestling bag.

Next on the scene are Jumbo Elvis, Shane Chung and Bruno Marciano.

The "Wasilla Wrecking Crew" entice Jumbo, Shane and Bruno to look inside The Claw's wrestling bag. Jumbo Elvis leads the investigation and pulls out what at first appearance to be The Claw's G-String.

With all the "ado" about what they have found in The Claw's wrestling bag and just as Jumbo Elvis is trying on for size what they have discovered in The Claw's wrestling bag, The Claw enters the Arena. Jumbo Elvis, Shane Chung and Bruno Marciano beat a hasty retreat leaving the "Wasilla Wrecking Crew" on their own to face The Claw in what turns out to be a Violent Confrontation.

Stiff Biff Stiffed and The Claw's G-String are now on !BANG! TV at http://www.dory-funk.com.

We are looking forward to a big weekend with Osamu Nishimura and NOSAWA Rongai coming to the Funking Conservatory Wrestling School on Saturday January 31st and Sunday February 1st.

If you are interested in participating in two days of professional wrestling tryouts for All Japan Pro Wrestling and the opportunity to work with Osamu Nishimura or if you are interested in tickets to both events, call the Funking Conservatory at 352-895-4658.

The Funking Conservatory is the Official American Training Center for All Japan Pro Wrestling.

Saturday January 31st Osamu Nishimura will be at the Funking Conservatory to get a close look at the wrestling skills of our athletes in a training/workout situation.

Sunday February 1st, Osamu Nishimura will get an even closer look at the skills of our athletes as Nishimura will team with myself and Johnny Magnum in three way six man tag team tournament which will give prospective wrestlers the opportunity to work with Osamu Nishimura in the ring in a live professional wrestling setting.

Both events are open to the public with ticket prices available for a special $10 advance purchase for each event For more information on tickets, call 352-895-4658.