If, At First, You Don't Succeed ...

Keep on sucking, 'til you do succeed, I guess.

Hulk Hogan, just one-year, or so, removed from an embittered divorce of longtime wife Linda, minutes removed from a recent hospital stay (for a bad back), and minutes away from another hospital stay (he needs a bigger MRI), has told TMZ that, in essence, life's too short and he's now looking to quickly marry fiancee Jennifer McDaniel.