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Monday, July 30, 2007

!BANG! TV Results - Inter-gender Pier Six Brawl

Courtesy of Dory Funk Jr.:

Results from !BANG! TV's Support the Troops 18, "Fight for Freedom."

From a new talent at the Funking Conservatory here from England, Mario Benedetti on his My Space Website, "I know this is random but I just wanted to let EVERYONE know I just had my first match last night and I lost and got my ass kicked but I don't give a shit coz it was AWESOME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!."

For the second show in a row, the Funking Conservatory's !BANG! TV Taping started early because the house was already "Standing Room Only." This time it was twenty minutes early as the scheduled 7:00pm show started at 6:40.

In the first match a three way for the Women's Championship between The "Pop Tarts" Lady Kimberly and (Champion) Miss Vicki and The Claw, Claudia Reiff with special guest referee, Cowboy James Storm, Miss Vicki Retained her women's championship with a controversial quick count by James Storm who seemed to be under the influence of Miss Vicki during and after the match.

We have a new Florida Heavyweight Champion as Flyin' Ryan' "Air" Mitchell with Sandii Skye won over the Champion, Blain Rage when "Air" Mitchell feigned unconsciousness to catch Blain Rage off balance catching him in a Half Nelson Cradle for the three count becoming the new Florida Champion. This makes "Air" Mitchell a Triple Crown Champion, Florida Champion, Tag Team Champion and International Champion.

In a three way European Championship Match between the Champion, Elvis Sharp, Cory Squires and Mario Benedetti, Elvis Sharp retained his European Championship when Mario Benedetti double crossed Cory Squires enabling Elvis to hit his finishing move the "Fall From Graceland."

Defending his International Championship Belt, Flyin' Ryan "Air" Mitchell the reigning Triple Crown Champion faced Italy's Il Marchese with La Contessa. Il Marchese used a distraction of the referee by La Contessa to allow him to ram the butt of his whip into the throat of "Air Mitchell, then cover Air Mitchell for the win. After the match Sandii Skye and La Contessa got into an affray that nearly got out of hand before they were separated by "Air Mitchell and Il Marchese.

In the final match of the night, a Three Way Tag Team Championship match between the Champions, Flyin' Ryan "Air" Mitchell and Elvis Sharp vs Johnny Magnum and Shane Chung vs Cowboy James Storm and Blain Rage. Cowboy James Storm was disqualified when he outrageously body slammed the referee, Claudia "The Claw" Reiff. Since the match was held under NWA Texas rules, the belts did not change hands on a disqualification. The night ended with an inter-gender "Pier Six Brawl followed by a Five Girl Cat Fight and then Dory Funk Jr. knocking Cowboy James Storm on his ass with his special uppercut forearm blow.

To top it all off, Johnny Magnum followed Blain Rage outside and threw him upside down against the building.

!BANG! TV's Support the Troops 18, "Fight for Freedom" will be available in all it's excitement in streaming video 24/7 on www.dory-funk.com coming soon.

The next !BANG! TV Taping, Support the Troops 19 comes to the Funking Conservatory Sunday September 2nd. For ticket information and training schedules at the Funking Conservatory, Call 352-895-4658 or visit www.dory-funk.com for more information.