Update On Hardbody Harrison's Legal Woes

Boy, this is right up there with fighters failing drug tests!

Harrison Norris, Jr., long-respected by me for his antics during Toughman fights, although he also wrestled (for, most-notably, WCW), has decided to represent himself in court, on charges of holding six women against their wills and forcing them into prostitution.

Norris' standby council, Akil Secret, is understandably concerned (if convicted, Norris faces a life sentence), but Norris' mother doesn't seem to be (proving moronic tendencies tend to run in families).

I'll continue to provide updates, but I think I can basically sum-up the future by saying, "Hardbody is fucked."