BREAKing (Get It?) News On Randy Orton

As much as I want to fuck Randy Orton ... I mean, like watch him wrestle, I was a bit disappointed to hear about his latest out-of-the-ring mishap.

Sometimes, talent can be their own worst enemy, and unfortunately for Mr. Orton, he seems to have little trouble living up to that standard.

Even with that said, I do wish him a speedy recovery, because it's (even more) boring without him.