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Monday, November 10, 2008

!BANG! TV Report - Hack Meyer Challenges Dory Funk Jr. - Quintuple Champion, Blain Rage TRASHED After Urinating On Contract

Courtesy of Dory Funk Jr. - Coach of the Funking Conservatory Wrestling School:

!BANG! TV Cameras were at the Funking Conservatory when Blain Rage accepted a match with Elvis Sharp for the Funking Conservatory World Championship but signed the contract in a most inappropriate way.

Blain Rage's conduct horrified "The Claw," Claudia Reiff, Damien Steele and Blain's opponent Elvis Sharp who were unfortunately "caught in the line of fire."

An affray broke out between Blain Rage, the world's only Quintuple Champion and the highly insulted Elvis Sharp, Damien Steele and The Claw that resulted in Blain Rage being "TRASHED."

!BANG! TV Producer, Marti Funk said, "No matter how Blain Rage "signed" the contract he will defend his Funking Conservatory World Championship at our next !BANG! TV Taping, Sunday November 23rd, Support the Troops 34, "Thanksgiving Day Massacre."

In the middle of his match against H.C. Loc on the last !BANG! TV Taping, ECW's Hack Meyers the "King of Hardcore" issued a challenge to Dory Funk Jr.

Funking Conservatory Hard Core Champion, Damien Steele took exception to the rude behavior of The "King of Hardcore" by countering Hack Meyers with a challenge of his own.

All this plus Awesome Kong going on a rampage is now online on !BANG! TV at http://www.dory-funk.com.

Osamu Nishimura is coming to the Funking Conservatory in January for tryouts for All Japan Pro Wrestling

The next !BANG! TV Taping is Sunday November 23rd. For tryout information for All Japan Pro Wrestling, training schedules at the Funking Conservatory and Tickets to !BANG! TV Call 352-895-4658


The Funking Conservatory is the Official American Training Center for All Japan Pro Wrestling