Kimo Almost Has To Step Back Into A Ring/Cage (Semi-Editorial)

"Kimo-gate" was so big, even local authorities were spending a large portion of the day trying to confirm or deny his death.

Earlier today, after learning about the rumor (which many sources, including Canvas Chronicle, erroneously reported to be fact; most of those sources, by the way, have erased their original coverage and didn't bother posting a retraction; I had no problem publicly humiliating myself), Leopoldo actually ended up walking into the Orange County Sheriff's Department.

New Era Fighting (run by Ron Kort, longtime friend of Leopoldo's, who also has him signed to a contract) is soon expected to issue a statement, and if they were smart, they'd be announcing Kimo's return to mixed-martial-arts, because his career hasn't felt this kind of buzz in years.

If I didn't know better, I'd guess Kimo was behind this whole thing ... That's if I didn't know better.